I want 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds
dont you dare forget this
they truly need to cast this white dude for the next step up or some shit
"I LOVE THE ZOO"
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room" will be complete.
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.